What did one lab rat say to the other?
I've got my scientist so well trained that every time I push the buzzer, he brings me a treat!
Where do you go to replace a rat's tail?
A re-tail store!
What is a rat's favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
How do you know if your rats are hungry?
They are breathing!
What did the rat say to the bully?
Be warned, I know kaRATe!
What do you call a spoilt rat?
A bRAT!
Why do ghosts have holes?
Blame the rats!
Hope you have laughed while reading these jokes!
"I know kaRATe" ahahah fantastic! xD
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